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Wann wirst du endlich erwachsen?
Wann wirst du endlich schlau?
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Wenn der Klügere immer nachgeben würde, wären die Dümmsten Schachweltmeister.
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Glaubst du an Liebe auf den ersten Blick? Sonst geh ich raus und komm nochmal rein.
Oder du gehst einfach raus und machst hinter dir die Tür zu.
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Ich bin so schlecht im Bett, das musst du erlebt haben.
Nein danke, das glaube ich dir auch so.
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Langsam ist nicht immer schlecht, die Kunden haben sich über meine Arbeit noch nie beklagt. Ich bin einfach sehr gewissenhaft und genau.
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Glaubst du, dass das ganze gesunde Zeug bei dir noch was bringt?
Möchtest du auch was haben?"
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Du bist fett. Du fette Sau.
Fett ist ein wichtiger Energielieferant. Aber, wenn man kein Gehirn hat, braucht man auch weniger Energie. Du bist auf Energiesparmodus.
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Deine Frisur ist schrecklich.
Ne, ich glaube die hieß anders. (z. B. Dutt, Pferdeschwanz, Zopf ...)
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Schwester, Freundin und jetzt Tante! Das wird ja immer besser!
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Sehnsucht beginnt da, wo Skeptiker anfangen zu zweifeln und Pessimisten dazu ansetzen eine Idee zu zerreden.
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