Bei so viel Brutalität in den Chuck Norris-Witzen stellt man sich doch die Frage, hat der Kerl Freunde? Die Antwort lautet: Er hat. Tief unten in seinem Keller kann ja niemand sehen, dass er Chuck Norris ist.
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Natürlich soll es ein Oben und Unten geben. Daran kann man sich orientieren. Ich muss das wissen, denn ich stehe nun einmal oben, und die Leute orientieren sich an mir.
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Rede ruhig weiter, bis Dir was einfällt
Davon hast Du ja Ahnung, da kann ich mir noch eine Scheibe abschneiden
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Krone gerade rücken und weiter geht es.
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Versuche es einfach weiter, du wirst es herausfinden!
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Du siehst aus wie ... ach vergiss es, ich kotz lieber wortlos weiter.
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Bevor du weiter meckern darfst, sollten Taten erfolgen!
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Entschuldige bitte, ich muss mit meiner Arbeit weiter machen.
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Wenn du heute anfängst - kannst du morgen weiter machen.
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Ich bin die Weihnachtsfee und schicke dir aus weiter Ferne per SMS ganz viele Zaubersterne.
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