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Du hast so einen fetten Arsch!

Wenn du auf die Waage steigst steht da: "bitte einzeln drauf stellen."

am 14/04/2019 von privat |

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Du hast so einen fetten Arsch!

Wenigstens hab ich einen Arsch, nicht wie einige Andere hier. Ich will ja niemanden anschauen.

am 14/04/2019 von Prince |

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Hast du einen Führerschein für die Schubkarre?

Hast du eine Genehmigung für dein Gesicht?

am 12/12/2016 von Vandale |

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Wieso hast du so einen kleinen?

Weil ich ihre Freundin nicht aus der Gewohnheit bringen will

am 15/06/2019 von thePhoenix |

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Im Urlaub hast du aber zugenommen.

Ja, ist möglich. Wie war dein Urlaub denn? Anscheinend war das Essen nicht besonders gut.

am 12/12/2016 von thePhoenix |

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Hast du den Salat nicht gewaschen?

Doch sogar mit Spülmittel.

am 12/12/2016 von Grummel |

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Du hast einen fetten Arsch.

Wenigstens habe ich mein Arsch in der richtigen Position und nicht im Gesicht wie du.

am 03/04/2019 von sara |

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Du hast nur ein Leben also mach was draus.

am 04/09/2019 von sara |

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4. Warum hast du gelbe Haare?

Damit sie zu Gold werden, wenn ich älter bin!

am 28/01/2018 von Chong |

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Hast du wieder die gleichen Klamotten an?

Ja genau so ist es und es ist mir nicht peinlich.

am 25/02/2021 von Grummel |

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