Ich habe jetzt ein Haustelefon, mein Handy ist nämlich permanent an der Steckdose.
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Mein Winterspeck ist weg, jetzt habe ich Frühlingsrollen.
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Habe meine Schwiegermutter im Wald ausgesetzt, sie hat ein Handy mit Navi und kam zurück.
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Gestern Nacht war mein Handy betrunken und hat Dir diese peinliche SMS geschickt.
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Diese SMS beinhaltet sehr schwermütige Gedanken. Wundere dich nicht, wenn dein Handy jetzt mehr Gewicht hat.
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Wenn ich dir jetzt dein Handy wegnehme, dann findest du den Weg nach Hause nicht mehr, denn alles, was du weißt, ist in dem Ding drin.
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Ich sagte nicht, dass ich mein Zimmer aufgeräumt habe, ich meinte nur, ich habe einen Weg von der Tür zu meinem Bett gefunden.
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Lehrer kurz vorm Ende des Unterrichts: "Ihr bleibt jetzt noch solange hier bis es klingelt!"
Plötzlich klingelt das Handy eines Schülers...
Schüler: "Ja wunderbar bis Morgen!"
Plötzlich klingelt das Handy eines Schülers...
Schüler: "Ja wunderbar bis Morgen!"
Lehrer: "Halt so war das nicht gemeint!"
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Wenn du jetzt mit Maske einen saufen gehst, dann kannst du ruhig zu deiner Frau sagen: "Schatz, ich kippe mir heute einen hinter die Binde!" Da hast du nämlich Recht und sie braucht nicht mit dir zu schimpfen.
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Wer immer bei jemandem auf der Matte steht, hat permanent ein Anliegen.
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