Kontersprüche auf Deine Mutter Sprüche
Vor allem über Mütter werden oftmals doofe Sprüche abgelassen, um den wunden Punkt des Gegenübers zu treffen. Die folgenden Kontersprüche gegen "deine Mutter"-Sprüche dienen als Inspiration für eine schlagfertige Antwort, sowie als Verteidigung.Mit dem passenden Konterspruch wird der gemeine Spruch entwaffnet und lässt den Wort-Angreifer dumm aussehen
Deine Mutter ist ja nur eine Hausfrau.
Weißt du sie kann sich das im Gegensatz zu deiner Mutter leisten.
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Deine Mutter, wie die immer herum läuft.
Erwähne meine Mutter nicht und ich lasse dafür deine Erziehungsberechtigte aus dem Keller raus.
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Deine Mutter habe ich im gerade im Park gesehen, die isst den Gänsen das Brot weg.
Und deine Mutter ordnet gerade die M $ M s alphabetisch.
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Wenn sich deine Mutter einen zweiten Smart kauft, kann sie Rollschuh fahren.
Und deine Mutter sitzt unter der Kasse im Supermark und piepst.
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Deine Mutter steht beim Drive-In-Schalter einer Fast Food Kette und stiehlt den Leuten die Burger aus dem Auto.
Und deine Mutter hat sich gerade in der Telefonzelle verlaufen.
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Schöne Sprüche sind wie saftige reife Früchte – nur in kleinen Mengen bekömmlich.
Kat.: Schöne Sprüche
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Schöne Sprüche sind wie saftige reife Früchte – nur in kleinen Mengen bekömmlich.
Kat.: Kurze schöne Sprüche
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Soll ich Dir eine Denkaufgabe zum Grübeln geben, damit Du zu Hause was zu tun hast und auf diese dummen Sprüche die nächsten Wochen verzichten kannst?
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Liebe, Hass und immer wieder dumme Sprüche kann ich von dir hören, die du brauchen kannst. Aber nicht mit mir, sondern nur mit Menschen, die nicht hinter die Intrigen kommen, die hier gesponnen werden.
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Herzliche Glück- und Segenswünsche zu deinem Ehrentag. Wir freuen uns mir dir über deine Entscheidung, dich konfirmieren zu lassen.
Kat.: Sprüche zur Konfirmation
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Gefallen dir die Sprüche für kontersprüche auf deine mutter sprüche nicht? Veröffentliche jetzt Deinen Spruch für kontersprüche auf deine mutter sprüche.
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