Kontersprüche für Brillenträger
Brillenträger haben wohl schon immer mit kleinen Gemeinheiten zu kämpfen gehabt. Irgendwelche Idioten meinen bis heute, sie deswegen aufziehen zu müssen. Doch das muss man nicht so stehen lassenMit einigen schlagfertigen Antworten, kann man den fiesen Typen ganz leicht Kontra geben welche meinen, sich über Deine Brille lustig machen zu müssen.
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Du siehst viel besser aus, wenn Du keine Brille trägst!
Ja, dito. Du siehst auch viel besser aus, wenn ich keine Brille trage!
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Schickes Nasenfahrrad...
Ja? Herzlichen Dank, damit sehe ich definitiv schneller als Du!
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Deine Nerd Brille sieht behindert aus...
Sch**ß auf Kontaktlinsen. Ich liebe meine Brille!
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Denkst Du, das Teil lässt Dich intelligenter aussehen?
Ich muss nicht intelligent aussehen. Ich BIN intelligent! Im Gegensatz zu Dir...
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Da kommt ja wieder unsere Brillenschlange!
Ja, da hast Du vollkommen Recht. Aber wenigstens habe ICH den Durchblick!
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Siehst Du mit dem Teil wenigstens wieder etwas?
Klar doch. Das Leben in Full HD!"
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Hallo Brillenschlange, was geht ab?
Mit meiner Brille sehe ich äußerst scharf. Und weißt Du, was ich gerade sehe? Dass DU ganz schön doof und oberflächlich bist!
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Hey, wenn unser "Kumpel mit Brille" mit auf die Party kommt, wird das bestimmt lustig. Mal sehen, ob er eine damit abkriegt...
Ja bestimmt. Vor allem, weil ich mir niemanden schön trinken muss. Mir reicht es, wenn ich einfach die Brille absetze!
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Deine Nerd Brille sieht behindert aus...
Ich brauche die extra großen Gläser, weil Deine Frau so eine mächtige Oberweite hat... und das will ich genau betrachten wenn sie auf mir drauf sitzt!
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