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Warum bist du nur so dünn?

Meine Haustür klemmt und ich muss jetzt immer durch den Türschlitz in die Wohnung.

am 14/01/2019 von ichbindabei |

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Warum bist du so fett?

Gott hat mich mit extra Airbags ausgestattet, weil ich so wertvoll bin!

am 23/07/2018 von Shadow |

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Warum bist du so fett?

Meine Ehefrau gibt mir jedes Mal, wenn wir Sex haben einen Keks zum Essen.

am 13/04/2018 von Blade |

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Warum ist der Junge so doof?

Damit du ihm zeigen kannst wie man sich immer richtig verhält.

am 28/01/2018 von Anna |

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Warum siehst du so scheiße heute aus?

Geh mal ein wenig nach hinten. Dort steht eine Mülltonne für dich.

am 07/02/2018 von Ursel |

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Warum kommen Sie zu spät zur Arbeit?

Antwort:"Weil Sie gestern sagten, dass ich meine Zeitung zu Hause lesen soll."

am 30/09/2017 von ichbindabei |

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4. Warum hast du gelbe Haare?

Damit sie zu Gold werden, wenn ich älter bin!

am 28/01/2018 von Chong |

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Warum kommen Sie denn zu spät?

Sie haben mir gestern gesagt, ich soll meine Kreuzworträtsel gefälligst zu Hause lösen.

am 04/12/2016 von thePhoenix |

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Ich kann es googeln, warum sollte ich es also lernen?

am 30/12/2023 von Ursel |

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Warum bist Du eigentlich Vegetarier geworden?

Aus Pflanzenhass, reinem Pflanzenhass. - Karnivoren essen Fleisch offenbar aus tiefreichenden Hass auf sich selbst."

am 12/07/2018 von Vandale |

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