In dieser Hose siehst du wie eine Tonne aus.
Noch so ein Spruch und zack du hast einen Kieferbruch.
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Süße 21, aber nicht süße 17; aber du bist immer noch süß, aber auch etwas reifer als vor 4 Jahren!
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Guten morgen liebe Statusfreunde! Heute schon wieder auf der Suche nach dem ultimativen Statuskick? Heute lautet mein Statusmotto: Kein Status ist ein guter Status.
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Du siehst aus wie ... ach vergiss es, ich kotz lieber wortlos weiter.
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Schutzbrille hin oder her. Wenn es dunkel ist, siehst du nichts.
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Du siehst aus wie jemand, der das Tanzbein gut schwingen lassen kann.
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Warst du gestern auf dem Karneval oder siehst du immer so aus?
Ich wollte die Kollegen heute erschrecken, dass ich in der Mittagspause als erster in der Kantine dran komme!
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Du siehst die leuchtende Sternschnuppe nur dann, wenn sie vergeht.
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Du siehst so traurig und depressiv aus? Bist Du etwa Vegetarier?
Ich wirke immer so, wenn mir ein Karnivore gegenübersteht.
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Wissen ist das, was du benutzt, wenn du etwas siehst, das du nicht verstehst.
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