Ich möchte auch so aussehen wie du.
Ein Blumenbeet sieht aber viel schöner aus, wenn verschiedene
Blumen darauf gepflanzt werden.
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Kommt ein Mann zum Arzt und fragt die Rezeptionistin ob sie Single ist. Schüchtern bejaht die junge Frau die Frage und möchte von ihm wissen, wie er darauf kommt. Der Mann antwortet: „Weil Sie verdammt hässlich aussehen!“
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Wenn ich so aussehen würde wie Du hätte ich auch immer so schlechte Laune!
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Als Gott gutes Aussehen verteilte, hast du dich auch nicht wirklich gemeldet, oder?
Doch schon, aber er hielt übermäßige Attraktivität und supersexy Ausstrahlung wohl angebrachter, als nur gutes Aussehen allein.
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Er: Warum brauchst Du so lange? Was machst Du denn da die ganze Zeit vorm Spiegel?
Sie: Ich schminke mich! Ich werde heute 60 – da will ich gut aussehen!
Er: Das hilft Dir auch nicht mehr!
Sie: Ich schminke mich! Ich werde heute 60 – da will ich gut aussehen!
Er: Das hilft Dir auch nicht mehr!
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Auch ein Schutzengel benötigt einmal Hilfe und ich möchte für Dich da sein.
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Ich möchte nur so lange leben, um zu sehen, dass die Menschen auch später noch dieselben Fehler machen, wie ich.
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Wieso gehst du denn immer so oft zur Kaffeemaschine, meine Liebe, ich möchte gern auch einen und du fragst mich nie danach.
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Mit meiner Brille mag ich zwar aussehen wie eine Brillenschlange, aber das ist immer noch besser, als eine Blindschleiche zu sein. Vielleicht solltest du dir auch eine Brille anschaffen und dich einmal mit dieser im Spiegel ansehen.
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Alt kann man in jedem Alter aussehen.
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