Kontersprüche für Fette
Egal ob in der Schule, am Arbeitsplatz oder andere nervige Personen, die auf einem herumhacken, weil man etwas molliger ist, mit Kontersprüche für Fette schlägt man alle in die Flucht.Ist man selbstbewusst und steht zu seiner Figur, können einem dumme Kommentare nichts anhaben und die schlagfertigen Kontersprüche erstaunen das Gegenüber. Natürlich muss auch immer bedacht werden ob es für die Situation passt
Die folgenden Sprüche können direkt so übernommen werden oder können auch als Inspiration dienen.
Warum spielst du nicht Fußball, um abzunehmen.
Sorry keine Zeit bin gerade am Weg zur Schwangerschaftsgymnastik.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Du bist dick genug, grill doch mal Gemüse.
Könnte ich, aber schmeckt nicht.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Ist Dein Fitnessstudio Pleite gegangen?
Keine Ahnung, meine Mitgliedschaft habe ich dort gekündigt, weil der Süßigkeiten-Automat dauernd kaputt war.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Was Du willst so eine große Portion essen?
Für den Beginn erst mal ja.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Wenn du so weiter isst, passt dir deine Kleidergröße nicht mehr.
Ich bin froh, dass ich gewachsen bin und mich weiter entwickelt habe.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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In einem Buch stand, dass Übergewicht die Gesundheit gefährdet.
Interessant, ich wusste nicht, dass Du lesen kannst.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Meine Partnerin hat eine tolle Beziehung zu einem Fitnesstrainer.
Hab ich gehört. Mach dir nichts daraus, du findest bestimmt eine Frau die dich möchte.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Mein Ex-Freund ist nicht mehr dick und sieht gut aus.
Dein Ex-Freund hat einige richtige Entscheidungen getroffen. Erst abgenommen und sich dann von Dir getrennt.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Du bist so fett.
Habe ich die Null gewählt?
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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Du Fettwanst fang den Ball mal.
Du Sultanspargel, schieß einfach besser.
Kat.: Kontersprüche für Fette
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