Kontersprüche gegen Zicken
Wir kennen sie alle aus unserem Alltag, die klassische "Zicke", ob in der Schule oder im Büro, sie sind gefühlt überall.Wer kennt es nicht? Im ersten Moment sind wir meistens erst mal überrumpelt und wissen gar nicht, wie wir auf Kommentare von Zicken reagieren sollen, meistens fallen uns dann im Nachhinein die besten Antworten ein und wir ärgern uns, dass wir nicht schlagfertig genug reagiert haben.
Anbei ein paar Beispiele von Zicken aus dem Alltag und wie Ihr souverän aber gewitzt reagieren könnt, sodass die Zicke sich geschlagen zurück zieht und ihr euch gut mit eurer Antwort fühlt
Du hast heute dasselbe an wie gestern, das ist widerlich.
Wieso, stinkst du so schnell? - Das tut mir leid für dich.
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Du hast einen IQ wie ein Schimpanse.
Unterschätze mich ruhig, das wird witzig.
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Das geht aber schneller.
Ja, geht es, geht aber auch langsamer.
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Du hast heute dasselbe an wie gestern, das ist widerlich.
Reiß dich zusammen.
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Du hast heute dasselbe an wie gestern, das ist widerlich.
Und du hast so viel Ausstrahlung wie eine Kloschüssel, unabhängig davon, was du an hast.
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Wieso hast du kein Handy, sind deine Eltern so arm?
Was du über meine Eltern denkst, trifft mich so hart wie Wackelpudding.
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Wieso hast du kein Handy, sind deine Eltern so arm?
Geh Kühe schubsen.
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Du hast einen IQ wie ein Schimpanse.
Was du über mich denkst, trifft mich so hart wie Wackelpudding.
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Du hast einen IQ wie ein Schimpanse.
Lieber ist es mir, unterschätzt, als überschätzt zu werden.
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Das geht aber schneller.
Geht schon, allerdings stell ich mir jetzt die Frage was Ihnen wichtiger ist, dass die Arbeit schnell oder sorgfältig erledigt ist?
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