Wissen bedeutet zu wissen, dass die Tomate eine Frucht ist. Weisheit bedeutet, sie nicht in einen Fruchtsalat zu geben.
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Schüler (fällt vom Stuhl): Aua!
Anderer Schüler: "Jetzt hast du so einen riesigen Hintern und triffst den Stuhl trotzdem nicht!"
Anderer Schüler: "Jetzt hast du so einen riesigen Hintern und triffst den Stuhl trotzdem nicht!"
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Man kann aus einem Kochlehrling einen Meisterkoch machen, aber niemand wird jemals aus einem Schwein ein Rennpferd machen.
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Für dich, mein kleiner Sonnenschein, werde ich eine gute Tante sein, dich ehren, lieben und mit groß ziehen, mit dir in deine Phantasiewelt fliehen. Endlich ist der Tag da, an dem du das Licht der Welt erblickst.
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Kein Geld der Welt kann einen Menschen ersetzen, der einem 50 Jahre lang beisteht und 50 Jahre lang die Treue hält.
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Der Kollege macht einen dummen Spruch über ein neues Hemd von dir.
„Wo hast du das Hemd denn ausgegraben. Hast du das etwas aus dem Altkleidercontainer?“
„Wo hast du das Hemd denn ausgegraben. Hast du das etwas aus dem Altkleidercontainer?“
Ich wollte mein Outfit mal an deine veraltete Arbeitsweise anpassen!
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Den größten Fehler, den man im Leben machen kann, ist, immer Angst zu haben, einen Fehler zu machen.
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Auch wenn ein Abschied immer bitter ist, bietet er auch immer die Möglichkeit für einen Neuanfang.
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Alle für einen, einer für alle.
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Wenn dich Kummer außer Gefecht setzt, denke an deine Freunde, denn wir sind für dich da, wenn du voller Sorgen bist.
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