Disse Sprüche
Wir kennen alle diese altbekannten "deine Mutter"- oder Chuck Norris-Witze. Seien wir ehrlich diese Witze sind so schlecht, sodass die gut sind. Vor allem aber sind das wirklich gute Disssprüche, von denen wir uns alle inspirieren lassen hatten, um noch bessere Disssprüche rauszuhauenWenn wir uns was eingestehen, dann dissen wir doch gerne andere Menschen, weil das einfach lustig ist. Wir meinen das ja auch nicht ernst - zumindest meistens nicht - kommt auf die Person darauf an, die gedisst wird. Es gibt Leute, die das mehr verdienen als andere.
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Bist du geisteskrank oder warum bekommst kein richtiges Wort raus?
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Vielleicht solltest du weniger kiffen, denn "eh eh ha aa llo, wiillsst du uh eh, was wollte ich sagen?" ist glaube ein Anzeichen für dein übermäßigen Konsum und für dein langsames und gelangweiltes Denken.
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Weißt du wer hässlich ist? Dein Spiegelbild.
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Also mal ehrlich, umso länger ich dir zuhöre, umso mehr bin ich dankbar dafür, dass ich dich kennenlernen durfte. Ach, wirklich? *glücklich*
Ja, diesen Mist, denn du von dir gibst, kann kein anderer toppen. Ein IQ von -100 muss ja auch konstant gehalten werden, oder?
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Brot kann schimmeln, aber was kannst du schon?
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Nur weil du glaubst alles besser zu wissen, heißt es nicht, dass du alles besser weißt.
Ehm doch, das heißt es. Nur weil du glaubst gut auszusehen, heißt es nicht, dass du gut aussiehst.
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Du hast aber soviel Meinung für Nullahnung.
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*telefoniere* Haben sie gerade ihren Mann geschlagen?
Ja, wie sie wissen, müssen Männer hin und wieder mal erzogen werden?
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Du hast das Recht auf deine Meinung auch wenn sie mal wieder total falsch ist
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Hast Du Heute schon wieder Dein Gehirn vergessen?
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