Typische dumme Sprüche auf der Arbeit und gute Konterantworten
Oftmals ist es gerade im Berufsleben nicht einfach, wenn Kollegen oder der Chef dumme Sprüche machen.Ideal ist es, wenn Sie schlagfertige Antworten parat haben.Im Folgenden werden typische dumme Sprüche auf der Arbeit aufgelistet, die Sie mit Standard Sätzen schlagfertig beantworten können, um es im Alltag deutlich leichter zu haben, falls Sie mit einem dummen Spruch konfrontiert werden
Chef:"Diese Woche ist es bereits das vierte Mal, dass Sie zu spät kommen. Was sagt Ihnen das?"
Antwort:"Es ist Donnerstag"
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Warum kommen Sie zu spät zur Arbeit?
Antwort:"Weil Sie gestern sagten, dass ich meine Zeitung zu Hause lesen soll."
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Warum sind deine Arbeiter immer alle pünktlich?
Antwort:"Ganz einfach, wir haben 20 Arbeiter aber nur 10 Parkplätze."
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Wir haben keine freie Stelle, da wir keine Arbeit für Sie haben.
Antwort:"Das macht mir nichts aus."
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Warum arbeitet Frau Mustermann heute gar nichts?
Antwort:"Sie macht diese Woche Urlaubsvertretung für den Chef."
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Sie haben mir mehr Gehalt versprochen, wenn ich gut arbeite und Sie zufrieden sind."
Antwort:"Ja habe ich, aber wie kann ich mit Ihnen zufrieden sein, wenn Sie mehr Geld wollen."
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Sie fangen Freitag mit der Arbeit an. Lohn gibt es nach Leistung.
Antwort: "Sorry, davon kann ich nicht leben."
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Glauben sie wirklich, Sie wissen genug, um für uns zu arbeiten?
Antwort: "Ganz sicher, die letzte Firma hat mich entlassen, weil ich zu viel wusste"
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Was können sie denn besonders gut?" Bewerber: " Gar nichts"
Antwort: "Tut mir leid, alle Manager-Stellen sind bereits vergeben."
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Wir suchen eine Person, die keine Arbeit scheut und nie krank ist.
Antwort:"Kein Problem, stellen sie mich ein, ich helfe ihnen bei der Suche."
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